Roll to Dodge: I am Bread

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 09 Mar 2015, 22:57

THE BAGUETTES HAVE BEEN BLESSED THIS ROUND, UNLIKE THE FOODS THAT ONLY JUST STARTED.

BAGUETTE.
The BAGUETTE succeeds in becoming the BUTTERIEST. It ROLLED into the TUB of BUTTER and LATHERED itself in BUTTER. DELICIOUSNESS +6 (5)

BRIOCHE ROLL.
The BRIOCHE ROLL decides to be a LAZY WEENIE and CRIES for HELP. Their CRIES of HELP attracted a HOARD of ANTS onto the TABLE. PURENESS -10%, DELICIOUSNESS -1 (2)

ENGLISH MUFFIN.
The ENGLISH MUFFIN found the CREAM CHEESE right next to the FRIDGE and RESTED beside it. (3)

BAGEL.
I don't see why the BAGEL decided to do something as USELESS as PERFORM A TRICK, but they DID ONE and also FELL onto the FLOOR. PURENESS -5%, DELICIOUSNESS -0.5 (2)

SEEDED BAGUETTE.
WOW! What a stroke of LUCK! The BREAD GOD decided to let the SEEDED BAGUETTE RESET. It is now BACK on the DINING ROOM TABLE with its STATS RESTORED. PURENESS +30%, DELICIOUSNESS +4 (5)

WHAT WILL EVERYONE DO NEXT...?

NOTICE:

The Divine Potato · Postby **The Divine Potato** » 09 Mar 2015, 23:02

USING THE GARLICYNESS OF IT'S THOUGHT PROCESS THE GARLIC BREAD ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB ATOP A JAR OF JAM IN ORDER TO GET A GOOD VIEW OF THE SURROUNDING AREA, TRYING TO CALCULATE WHERE THE FILLINGS THAT WOULD GO WITH IT ARE AND THE BEST ROUTE TO THE OVEN.

Postby **woofwoof** » 09 Mar 2015, 23:41

CLIMBS GLEEFULLY INTO THE TUB OF CREAM CHEESE

YouTube · Postby **Flobalob** » 09 Mar 2015, 23:49

I TRY THE SAME AGAIN

I AM GOING TO KEEP TRYING UNTIL THIS GOES WELL K

Postby **Foopzheart** » 10 Mar 2015, 00:16

NOW I MUST FIND JELLY. JELLY IS MY GOAL. I CALL UPON THE RAPTOR GODS TO BRING ME JELLY WITH A MIGHTY, CRUMBY SKREEE.

Postby **Tycoon** » 10 Mar 2015, 19:06

BECOMES SPIRITUALLY ENLIGHTENED AND GAINS NEW HOPE OF GAINING TRUE DELICIOUSNESS

Postby **bob-jr** » 10 Mar 2015, 21:37

PANICS AT THEIR DELAY IN STARTING AND ATTEMPTS TO FLAP THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO FLY/GLIDE INTO THE KITCHEN.

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 11 Mar 2015, 01:02

WOW, LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE PARTICIPATED THIS UPDATE.

BAGUETTE.
The BAGUETTE finds the JAR of JELLY, but accidentally KNOCKED it onto the FLOOR and BROKE it OPEN. (2)

FLAT BREAD.
The FLAT BREAD attempts to FLY into the KITCHEN. That would've been CLEVER.. If the FLAT BREAD was a kind of BIRD. It had LIFT OFF for about ONE SECOND before JOINING the POOL of JAM and the ANTS on the FLOOR. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2 (1)

BRIOCHE ROLL.
For SOME WEIRD REASON, the BREAD GOD takes PITY on the PATHETIC BRIOCHE ROLL and TRANSPORTS it into the TUB of BUTTER and RESTORES its PURENESS. PURENESS +10%, DELICIOUSNESS +5 (5)

ENGLISH MUFFIN.
The ENGLISH MUFFIN succeeded in CLIMBING INTO the TUB of CREAM CHEESE. DELICIOUSNESS + 2.5 (3)

BAGEL.
I don't see how the BAGEL managed to BECOME ENLIGHTENED by FALLING ON THE FLOOR, but APPARENTLY, the BREAD GOD took DELIGHT in this and put the BAGEL back on the TABLE. (4)

GARLIC BREAD.
The JAR of JAM the GARLIC BREAD CLIMBED onto was BARELY BALANCED on the EDGE OF THE TABLE. It TIPPED OVER and FELL ON THE FLOOR, taking the GARLIC BREAD down with it. A HOARD of ANTS immediately SWARMED over them. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2 (1)

SEEDED BAGUETTE. 1
The SEEDED BAGUETTE made a MISTAKE. It had NOT been BLESSED with DIVINELY BESTOWED POWERS, it MERELY had gotten to RESET. It LANDED on the FLOOR with the GARLIC BREAD and the ANTS. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2 (1)

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT...?

Postby **Foopzheart** » 11 Mar 2015, 01:04

I CALL UPON THE FRENCH RAPTOR GODS TO BRING THE JELLY BACK TO ME, INTACT AND PURE

Postby **woofwoof** » 11 Mar 2015, 01:18

LOOKS AROUND FOR A BAG OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS

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