Roll to Dodge: I am Bread

[Foopzheart]

I USE MY SUPERIOR FRENCH GOODNESS TO LAUNCH MYSELF TOWARD A TUB OF BUTTER, IN AN ATTEMPT TO ADD TO MY DELICIOUSNESS.

[woofwoof]

ROLLS IN SEARCH OF A TUB OF CREAM CHEESE

[Boxorino]

WHAT A BUNCH OF BAD LUCK ALL OUR CRUMBLY COMPETITORS HAD THEIR FIRST ROLL!

BAGUETTE.
Oh dear.. poor BAGUETTE... The BUTTER they attempted to LAUNCH them self into was all the way over on the COUNTER. They MISSED and LANDED on the FLOOR. PURENESS -5%, DELICIOUSNESS -0.5. (2)

PURENESS: 105%
GRIP: 2
DELICIOUSNESS: 1.5
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: FLOOR between the COUNTER and the DINING ROOM TABLE.
HELD ITEM: NONE

ENGLISH MUFFIN.
Oh dear, in it's search for CREAM CHEESE (which is all the way over on the COUNTER), the ENGLISH MUFFIN accidentally rolls off the table and onto the floor! PURENESS -5%, DELICIOUSNESS -0.5 (2)

PURENESS: 95%
GRIP: 5
DELICIOUSNESS: 3.5
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: FLOOR by the DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

SEEDED BAGUETTE.
My my, the SEEDED BAGUETTE is having even worse luck than it's NON-SEEDED COUNTERPART. The SEEDED BAUGETTE landed next to the POOL of JAM.. and also in a BUNCH of ANTS. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2 (1)

PURENESS: 85%
GRIP: 4
DELICIOUSNESS: 3
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: FLOOR by the DINING ROOM TABLE.
HELD ITEM: NONE

WHAT WILL EVERYONE DO NEXT...?

[Foopzheart]

CLIMB UP TO THE TOP OF THE COUNTER USING MY GRIP POWERS AND YEASTY GOODNESS

[woofwoof]

USES GRIP TO GRAB ONTO THE BAGUETTE AND HAVE A RIDE UP TO THE TOP OF THE COUNTER SO AS NOT TO WASTE ENERGY

[Boxorino]

A BIT MORE LUCK THIS UPDATE THAN THE LAST.

BAGUETTE.
The BAGUETTE managed to quickly SCRAMBLE onto the COUNTER... And also onto the BUTTER KNIFE next to the TUB OF BUTTER. DELICIOUSNESS +1 GRIP -1(4)

PURENESS: 105%
GRIP: 1
DELICIOUSNESS: 2.5
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: COUNTER
HELD ITEM: NONE

ENGLISH MUFFIN.
The ENGLISH MUFFIN manages to HOLD ONTO the BAGUETTE and SAFELY make it onto the COUNTER. GRIP -1 (3)

PURENESS: 95%
GRIP: 4
DELICIOUSNESS: 3.5
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: COUNTER
HELD ITEM: NONE

SEEDED BAGUETTE.
Oh dear, NOTHING seems to be going well for the SEEDED BAGUETTE. The ANTS refuse to listen to the SEEDED BAGUETTE's idea and start TAKING AWAY its SEEDS. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2 (1)

PURENESS: 70%
GRIP: 4
DELICIOUSNESS: 1
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: FLOOR by the DINING ROOM TABLE.
HELD ITEM: NONE

WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT...?

[woofwoof]

SEARCHES FOR THE CREAM CHEESE DESPERATELY

[Foopzheart]

YES. THIS IS GOOD. LET GO OF THE BUTTER KNIFE AND ATTEMPT TO GET INTO THE ACTUAL BUTTER ITSELF. I MUST BECOME THE BUTTERIEST.

[Tycoon]

BECOMES SURPRISED AT HOW MANY UPDATES THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN AND ATTEMPTS TO DO TRICK BY ROLLING AROUND

[Flobalob]

I'LL GO SAME WAY AS ROBOT RAMPAGE CUZ IT WORKED GREAT IN ROBOT RAMPAGE GOT ME A PET LOL.

RIGHT SO I CRY FOR HELP B/C I'M TOO LAZY/SLOW TO DO ANYTHING.