All great philosophers struggled to answer life's one big question: Do you really want to live in a world without magical stallions who stream rockets from their butts? Retro Unicorn Attack answers that with a definitive, "NOPE." Dash, double-jump and dimension-hop your way through three wishes -- none of which will be to transform into something other than a mystical, noble steed.
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