A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

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A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby woofwoof » 14 Feb 2011, 04:22

Hola amigos y amigas

This is the Woofster here, giving you your daily dose of slight insanity! Check back every day for a new insane post!

Today's Post/Fact from Woof is:

Have you ever wanted a pig as a pet? I know I have. If you're thinking about getting a pet pig, remember to have a tiny chicken handy. Pet pigs absolutely LOVE tiny chickens; in fact, they keep them as pets! So when you're out choosing your portly porker, remember to pick up that minuscule hen! It will make both you and your pet pig extremely joyful.

Au revoir till tomorrow mes amis!

WOOF!!
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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby Dr Frook » 14 Feb 2011, 04:26

woofwoof wrote:Hola amigos y amigas

This is the Woofster here, giving you your daily dose of slight insanity! Check back every day for a new insane post!

Today's Post/Fact from Woof is:

Have you ever wanted a pig as a pet? I know I have. If you're thinking about getting a pet pig, remember to have a tiny chicken handy. Pet pigs absolutely LOVE tiny chickens; in fact, they keep them as pets! So when you're out choosing your portly porker, remember to pick up that minuscule hen! It will make both you and your pet pig extremely joyful.

Au revoir till tomorrow mes amis!

WOOF!!


yes, it would be nice to have a pet pig. If I ever get hungry I can turn him into bacon, sausages, pork, so many useful things!!!

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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby woofwoof » 14 Feb 2011, 04:27

Mmm looks yummy. I love bacon! So greasy and crispy and hammy and spicy and chewy and foody and piggy and porky and ... and bacony!
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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby woofwoof » 15 Feb 2011, 01:10

Well it's Monday, or, as we say in Slight Insanity world, Jignamalosday!
Here's your daily dose!!

Today's Post/Fact from the Woofs is:
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Trains. We all see 'em. We all hear 'em. We all smell 'em. But have you ever peed on one? I know, I know, you're thinking 'They move way too fast!' But that shouldn't matter if you're an excellent pee-er-er-er! What other things have you thought about peeing on? What things have you actually peed on? What's the one thing you dream about peeing on? Share your experiences here; we all want to know what you rampant pee-er-ers are up to!

That's all till manana! Au revoir amigos y amigas!

WOOF!!
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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby Connor » 15 Feb 2011, 03:09

I want bacon now...
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom...

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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby Vasilli » 15 Feb 2011, 03:10

woofwoof wrote:Well it's Monday, or, as we say in Slight Insanity world, Jignamalosday!
Here's your daily dose!!

Today's Post/Fact from the Woofs is:
(Viewer Discretion is Advised)

Trains. We all see 'em. We all hear 'em. We all smell 'em. But have you ever peed on one? I know, I know, you're thinking 'They move way too fast!' But that shouldn't matter if you're an excellent pee-er-er-er! What other things have you thought about peeing on? What things have you actually peed on? What's the one thing you dream about peeing on? Share your experiences here; we all want to know what you rampant pee-er-ers are up to!

That's all till manana! Au revoir amigos y amigas!

WOOF!!



ive peed on yo mama!


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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby woofwoof » 15 Feb 2011, 03:11

Very good Vas, very good. That's a start in your pee-er-er career! Now you gotta pee on something moving and inanimate.. like a train!! xD
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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby purpledeer » 15 Feb 2011, 03:12

woofwoof wrote:Very good Vas, very good. That's a start in your pee-er-er career! Now you gotta pee on something moving and inanimate.. like a train!! xD

i peed on a plane while it was flying :twisted:
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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby Vasilli » 15 Feb 2011, 03:13

woofwoof wrote:Very good Vas, very good. That's a start in your pee-er-er career! Now you gotta pee on something moving and inanimate.. like a train!! xD


how can a train move yet be inanimate?
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Re: A Daily Dose of Slight Insanity

Postby woofwoof » 15 Feb 2011, 03:15

Forward motion? Haha. And Lurple, very good! Now you must move on to something animate on a moving inanimate object!! Hahahaha
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