DriveThru Whale's Conspiracy Theories: Emergency Oscars Edition
Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 06:13
If you are waking up on Monday or have otherwise been hiding in a cave under a rock in a nukeproof zombie bunker, then you have heard about the upset at the Oscars, one even I did not see coming.
As you know, the disgusting piece of pseudointellectual elitist garbage known as La La Land was the odds on favorite to win the top Best Picture award. But, in a mistake that Hollyweed has yet to name, the film Moonlight was instead declared the winner. This comes after two years of African-American actors not even being nominated for any award. There is no other way to explain it. Meme magic is indeed real.
Discuss the conspiracy in the following thread. Whoever comes up with the best post will receive a paid for "Oscars gift bag" containing items from the Frook$ Shop paid for by me, total value $200.00 (two hundred and 00/100 cents).
As you know, the disgusting piece of pseudointellectual elitist garbage known as La La Land was the odds on favorite to win the top Best Picture award. But, in a mistake that Hollyweed has yet to name, the film Moonlight was instead declared the winner. This comes after two years of African-American actors not even being nominated for any award. There is no other way to explain it. Meme magic is indeed real.
Discuss the conspiracy in the following thread. Whoever comes up with the best post will receive a paid for "Oscars gift bag" containing items from the Frook$ Shop paid for by me, total value $200.00 (two hundred and 00/100 cents).