Funny signs from where u live/been?

[Dr Frook]

In all my years in China, I saw many... many odd signs. Here are some I saw:









I think they were using google translate in some cases and google failed them

[Dr Frook]

post ur freaky signs!!!

[Flobalob]

[Angel]

Well you see Frook, we have interesting signs here, but I don't take pictures while I'm driving! lol

[Dr Frook]

Well you see Frook, we have interesting signs here, but I don't take pictures while I'm driving! lol

damn it start taking photos or so helppp meeee

[Angel]

I'm just going to start posting ones I find online because nothing funny happens here.

[Icamenal]

Didn't get photos, but I'll have excuses for that in a minute.
I saw a homeless man with a sign that said "Free for a good home." Obviously, it would be rude to take a picture of a homeless man, right?
In addition, I saw a piece of reused yellow cardboard with messy hand-pencilled words, saying, "We make signs!" I couldn't take a picture of this, because people hate bicyclists enough as it is, and if I slow down to take a photo, then they'll hate me more and that makes me sad Also, it think this sign was just being sarcastic. Sarcastic sign.

[Sylvia]

The deformed persons sign made me laugh (and feel bad for laughing).

I haven't got a picture, but there is a sharp corner in the village near me that has a warning sign saying 'use your brakes'. Someone actually crashed into the sign and for a good two years the bent, wonky sign remained there.