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Puns, Puns, Puns.
They are very funny.
We like to play around with grammar and make them into something very funny.

But, do you have some puns?
Wherever someone made it up or you made it up yourself?

Go on, tell us.

Watch Hannah Hart's, My Drunk Kitchen episodes on youtube. Full of puns.

Wanna hear a joke about cats?

Just kitten I don't have any.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

What does a house wear?

Address.

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

I'm so horrible xD

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Broken pencils are pointless.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:

I said that... lol

Shadowstar1922 wrote:

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:

I said that... lol

they repeated it... lol.
I saw a kid at school with that same saying on a shirt..Yes..It had a mustache on it.

Lightning Orb wrote:

Shadowstar1922 wrote:

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:

I said that... lol

they repeated it... lol.
I saw a kid at school with that same saying on a shirt..Yes..It had a mustache on it.

i only did it again because it had a cat with a mustache. i mean, how cute is that?

Reading through all your guys' and I find myself laughing at nearly all of them

Is that bad ????

If I kill you, you'll be at piece.