Unique sentences

[wii dude is the best]

if life give you lemons....say f lemons i want grapes!

[azazel_raven_]

the rolo ate my fudge.

wtf is a rolo?

in my country, rolos are circle with you know.... what do you call that again... idk, there are no rolos in my country... -.-

rolos are kittle choclate circles with carmel inside.

YUMMI!!

[Lightning Orb]

if life give you lemons....say f lemons i want grapes!

xDD imma use that

[mmm]

the rain in spain stays mainly on the plain.

For shame, you stole that from...fancy talk help records?

[samanthaa509988]

i was not sure what to put on my pet squirrel so i found a dress and decided to use it to wipe my fish butt instead because my squirrel hates dress and he finally decided wanted to wear the bear and he told me this by using squilanese which is the way squirrels talk and i learned how to speak that way because my great great great great great great great great grandfather sally.

[Lightning Orb]

The cow goes quack!

[Aros]

only a true pitcher knows where the rainbow could be hiding

[Aros]

when life gives u lemons,make apple juice,when someone tells u its impossible,say i dont give a damn if my monkeys r on the other side of the world,they'll be like wtf?!?! haha

[azazel_raven_]

Why did the purple for hydrant cross the road?


Cause his favorite color was green.
((it's always greener on the other side..))

Why did the road turn red?
Cause the purple fire Hydrant didn't run fast enough.






Total failure, but hey.. Revival!

[Lightning Orb]

when life gives u lemons,make apple juice,when someone tells u its impossible,say i dont give a damn if my monkeys r on the other side of the world,they'll be like wtf?!?! haha

These lemon quotes remind me of Bo Burnham:
"When Life hands you lemons you probobaly just found lemons" xD I love love love that saying.
"Out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself"
-Bo Burnham
Isnt he charming? xD This picture for some very odd reason makes me think "Munter" Lmao.