Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Percyception]

Rune Factory 4 is gettin emotional I might start crying

*offers tissue*

*accepts and blows nose* thanks

[Percyception]

Who do the people call when the world is in trouble and needs saving, but needs it saved with style? The I.D.I.O.T, that's who. The I.D.I.O.T

Or Impressive Dudes in Orange Tuxedos.

is a group of guys who save kittens stuck in trees, save the world from giant pandas, and annoy every other superhero/police officer/firemen etc., and lookin cool while they do it. But their biggest case yet rolls into their lap, and they need some help from a few old friends to solve it. Every step they take gets them closer to a secret bigger than New York. How did that llama steal those groceries? What will explode? Why isn't this a real movie? Find out in..

I.D.I.O.T: Bigger than New York

[Percyception]

WHAT I MISSED MEETING PERCY'S LADY FRIEND THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

I caN TALK HER INTO GETTING ONLINE AGAIN IT'S OKAY I CAN FIX THIS

you better

have her join the forums

Maybe, Shaddy, just maybe.

doooo ittttt

batman person must join forums!

k.
I'll make it happen.

[Shadowstar1922]

ty prcy ily <3

[Percyception]

A'ight, I must leave soon. (For real for real this time. :c ) I will do something super special for u guide members. List of things I'm thinking about will be posted later. More info coming later this evening.
k bai bai.

[Percyception]

A'ight, I must leave soon. (For real for real this time. :c ) I will do something super special for u guide members. List of things I'm thinking about will be posted later. More info coming later this evening.
k bai bai.

K.
Welp. I'm really tired so sorry of this seems like I'm acting weird.
Here we go.
I must leave. :c for long time. this includes the other sites I visit, just a note for those who know what I'm talking about. You know who you are.
>.>
<.<
But uhm... sonething I should probably mention... I'm leaving because school is starting up and I need to give it my all even if that means putting Zelda away for awhile, and leaving.. There's also the fact I'm not on the best side of my family... which is bad... so I have that to do, and it will require everything I've got in me... This isn't going to be a fun ride. This will take awhile. And I will, hopefully, be back. I don't want to leave you guys. But.. uh.. I don't really know. I don't really know at all. I don't know what happens when I leave. I don't know what happens if when I come back. But I guess I need to figure it out. Real life calls, yo. I need to pick up. I don't exactly know when I'll be back.. or IF I'll be back..
Ugh. Leaving is so difficult. I still love you all, though. <3 Remember to eat your vegetables, kids, and remember to do your homework.

Oh! And here's some stuff I've been meaning to post.

"'Normal' is an opinion. 'Different' is a gift."

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You've been waiting for this moment for a long time; it's the weekend, and after a hard week of school, you can finally go buy some more. Your mom let's you use the car, and you drive out to the closest Wal-Mart. You buy the item and drive home, but you are then told you have chores to do... they must wait, just a bit longer, right? No big deal.

But after the chores, you remember you have to go meet your friend at the movies. You drive to the movies and check your watch: 9:00 p.m. No problem. But the movie is 2 hours long, and you're not allowed up past 11:30... and by the time you got home it'd be dangerously close to that... they must wait until tomorrow.

After the movie, you drive home, and go straight to bed.
[Just a couple more hours..] you thought.
[It'll all be worth the wait.]

You awake to a noise coming from downstairs. You sit there for a moment, and decide to investigate. You carefully walk down the stairs, and look out the window. You saw a dark figure by the mailbox.
[It's probably just a shadow..] you tell yourself.
You slowly approach the kitchen, and you hear a loud screeching sound. You walk in and see black dust covering the floor. You look around, and see white.. stuff smeared on the walls. Then, something catches your eye; an empty, small, platic tray with a note in it. Your heart starts beating. You start sweating. This can't be happening. Who would do this? You read the note.
[I ate your Oreos.]
"NOOOOOOOO!" You scream.
You fall to the ground, weeping.

That about wraps it up, so... see you later, FWG. I'll come back one day.. I promise.

your friend,
~~~~~Percyception

EDIT: I will edit this later because I wasn't feeling very well and I was tired as crap when I wrote it.
EDIT: Fixed some crap. Also added stuff. My tablet also glitched out a tad while editing this.. I hope I didn't push it too hard. Considering it can run all the things that it does, I wouldn't be suprised if it stopped working...

[Walking Zombee]

A'ight, I must leave soon. (For real for real this time. :c ) I will do something super special for u guide members. List of things I'm thinking about will be posted later. More info coming later this evening.
k bai bai.

K.
Welp. I'm really tired so sorry of this seems like I'm acting weird.
Here we go.
I must leave. :c for long time. this includes the other sites I visit, just a note for those who know what I'm talking about. You know who you are.
>.>
<.<
But uhm... sonething I should probably mention... I'm leaving because school is starting up (ugh) and I need to give it my all (ugh) even if that means putting Zelda away for awhile (UGH). There's also the fact I'm not on the best side of my family (o oh) so now I have to FIX something.. which will require everything I've got in me... (:c) basically, what I'm trying to say is, real life calls, and I need to pull my face off the screen and start moving, 'cuz real life is calling, and I have to pick up or something like that. So, with all that to keep me busy, (yay..) I don't exactly know when I'll be back.. or IF I'll be back..
Ugh. Leaving is so difficult. I still love you all, though. <3 Remember to eat your vegetables, kids, and remember to do your homework.





But wait.
I have presents.
First, and inspiring quote:

"'Normal' is an opinion. 'Different' is a gift."

Now, a quick horror story.

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You've been waiting for this moment for a long time; it's the weekend, and after a hard week of school, you can finally go buy some more. Your mom let's you use the car, and you drive out to the closest Wal-Mart. You buy the item and drive home, but you are then told you have chores to do... they must wait, just a bit longer, right? No big deal.

But after the chores, you remember you have to go meet your friend at the movies. You drive to the movies and check your watch: 9:00 p.m. No problem. But the movie is 2 hours long, and you're not allowed up past 11:30... and by the time you got home it'd be dangerously close to that... they must wait until tomorrow.

After the movie, you drive home, and go straight to bed.
[Just a couple more hours..] you thought.
[It'll all be worth the wait.]

You awake to a noise coming from downstairs. You sit there for a moment, and decide to investigate. You carefully walk down the stairs, and look out the window. You saw a dark figure by the mailbox.
[It's probably just a shadow..] you tell yourself.
You slowly approach the kitchen, and you hear a loud screeching sound. You walk in and see black dust covering the floor. You look around, and see white.. stuff smeared on the walls. Then, something catches your eye; an empty, small, platic tray with a note in it. Your heart starts beating. You start sweating. This can't be happening. Who would do this? You read the note.
[I ate your Oreos.]
"NOOOOOOOO!" You scream.
You fall to the ground, weeping.

^ don't know why I put that here. Seems a little random. Ah, well..

That about wraps it up, so... see you later, FWG. I'll come back one day.. I promise.

your friend,
~~~~~Percyception

EDIT: I will edit this later because I wasn't feeling very well and I was tired as crap when I wrote it.

N-n-n-n-n-nOT tHE oREOS.NoOoOOOoOOOOOOoooo -crie-
Also ;n; bai Perceh. Have fun doing whatever you're doing

[Percyception]

'K LET'S SAY I COULD DRAW SOMEONE FROM LOZ
WHO WOULD I DRAW

[Father Anderson]

'K LET'S SAY I COULD DRAW SOMEONE FROM LOZ
WHO WOULD I DRAW

Ralph

[Luminous]

'K LET'S SAY I COULD DRAW SOMEONE FROM LOZ
WHO WOULD I DRAW

Draw Link riding Epona