Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Boxorino]

Yes, you should blame Boxah for this...

no, blame powah. >:c

Alright, I'm to blame D:

actually we shouldn't blame people for things *hug*

[Percyception]

actually we shouldn't blame people for things *hug*

See.
This is what the Guide is all about.

[Percyception]

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RANDOM SENTENCE TIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
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It all started when I dropped the soap.
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Is pretending rubber duckies can destroy a small civilization okay?
Of course it is.
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THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU JUST LET ME SMELL YOUR MINTS.
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Groove yo thangs, we gonna set this place on fire. -Radioactive plays-
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Interviewer: This is the owner of Katoblep™ Inc. What do you wanna tell everyone watching, Mr. Whatsyoface?

Mr. Whatsyoface: I like money!

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Waffles are great.
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And thats it! Have a great day, and eat plenty of dirt!

[Percyception]

RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
-drew plastic $5 sword and stabbed pillows-

Why are you so angry Tom?

Tomorrow is Percy's next Game review!

-audience cheers-

But I thought you liked his reviews?

I do!

Then why are you angry?

Because I can't wait until tomorrow!

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Tomorrow, (( Feb. -whatever- )) I, Percy C. Ception II, shall begin reviewing
games again. A few you can expect? Well, I said I would do Lego Batman 2, so I start with that, but here are a few titles to expect for after that:

Lego Marvel Superheros

The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina Of Time 3D

Animal Crossing: New Leaf

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These are very few, so once I get more games I shall review them ASAP.
Thank you for reading, and I hope to see you here tomorrow.
-put on sunglasses, and walked out in ~Slow Mo'~ with Mario™, Banjo™, Samus™, and other famous Nintendo™ Characters-

[Boxorino]

It all started when I dropped the soap.

oh my.

[Percyception]

Sorry I wasn't able to get the review up yesterday, Percy was very busy, I'll try to get it on here before night night time.

-Percy

[Mewtwo Power]

Sorry I wasn't able to get the review up yesterday, Percy was very busy, I'll try to get it on here before night night time.

-Percy

Where is zis review? Hurry up, Purceh!

[Percyception]

Would you guys stop letting this die?
I mean,
Seriously.

I'M SORRY.
THIS TOPIC IS JUST... SO SUICIDAL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAVE IT. D:

It's suicidal?
-blows nose into tissue-
I.... I th-thought I was a g-great partner....

[Percyception]

-was playing 2ds-
-screamed-
-breathed heavily-
-looked like he was in an intense battle-
-pressed the Y button-
-pressed the B button repeatedly-
-looked at the screen terrified-
-5 seconds later, he shot his arms in the air-
-yelled, "YES."-
-cried a little-
-called back the professional jigglers to jiggle with him-
-while jiggling, saw you guys staring at him and the jigglers-
-flinched-


Oh. Didn't see you guys there. In case you're wondering what just happened,
I have beat my favourite game ever. I have just beat The Ocarina of Time.
Now, there is something else I wanted to talk about. The next game reveiw.
So, I'm really sorry it took so long for me to do this, but here, today, in this post, will be the game review.
The next thing about the game review is the game I was supposed to Reveiw today is quite an old game to be reviewing, so instead of Lego Batman 2, I shall review....


The Legend of
Zelda
Ocarina of Time 3D



Here it is!

You're a boy, living among friendly creatures called Kokiri. Every Kokiri has a guardian fairy, but strangely, you don't. The Great Deku tree protects the Kokiri, and keeps evil out of Hyrule. But the Deku tree senses an evil he can't control, so he sends Navi the fairy to you, and tells her to bring you to him.
Once you get there, your journey begins.
The Legend of Zelda the Ocarina Of Time 3D is a remastered version of the N64 hit. With new additions, easy gameplay, and a great look to tie it all up,
But we can't forget the puzzles and special 'Easter eggs' hidden throughout the game.
The dungeons are the best, and most frustrating, part of the game. Each boss
is harder than the last ( Although I think the boss inside Lord Jabu-Jabu is the hardest. ) Inside dungeons are chests, each serving a different purpose. Big chests contain items that will help later in the dungeon, and occasionally contain something you can keep. Small chests can have multiple things, most important thing they hold is known as Small Keys. The other type of chests are blue with gold. These contain boss keys.

Two special things are Epona and Shiekai Stones. Epona is a horse you can ride after you've collected all three Spiritual Stones. Shiekai Stones are two special things located outside of Link's house and inside the Temple of Time.
These stones give you a vision of the future, showing you where to go next or what to do in a dungeon. Shiekai Stones do not help you if you're looking for advice on the Biggoron Sword quest. Shiekai Stones glow green and do a wiggle when there is a new vision.
Finally, here is the biggest addition to the 3D version: You can go through the same quest, except with a few changes ( Such as harder enemies appearing earlier ) and everything is mirrored, so the path to the Deku tree is now where the path to Hyrule field was.
All in all, a great game. If you're interested, the game is available in stores, and also available for Digital Download from the Nintendo eShop. The final score is....

8.6

Next Game Reveiw: Lego Marvel Superheros
#GimmeTheReveiwPercy

[Mewtwo Power]

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