*I can’t sleep
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
Said by: Aleister Crowley – famous occultist
Now why did I do that?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
Bugger Bognor.
Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis
LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.
Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
You have won, O Galilean
Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire
No, you certainly can’t.
Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President."
I feel ill. Call the doctors.
Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here
Said by: Nostradamus
Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!
Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
Please don’t let me fall.
Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
