Percy's Guide to Everything Percy

[Percyception]

Hmm I guess it's time for...
MORE RANDOM SENTENCES!!! - audience clapses and cheers -
Here they are:
That's no boulder. It's just a really big cat. Here Kitt- - puma growl - OH G- (( To be continued ))
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If two + two equals four, then explain tutus.
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Oh my Google! Its a Unicorn-Riding Bigfoot in diamond armor!
Bigfoot: Yes. I have come to eat you.
Little Kid: Okay! As long as it's with you, Bigfoot!
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Welp. That's it. Enjoy.

[Percyception]

Well, it turns out images/videos won't be on here for awhile, because every time I've tried it just linked some weird thing or crashed my tablet. So, I suppose the stuff I come up with Will just have to do for now, until I can use a real computer.
So, for now I leave you with this ~
My dad when I was 5: I used to be Batman too, but sometimes we just have to grow up
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Of course. It's everyone's dream to have a giant crayon.
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Steve, I'm giving you a promotion. *Marmite* Yep, now your fired.

[Boxorino]

Of course. It's everyone's dream to have a giant crayon.

that's definitely my dream.

[Percyception]

More Random stuff. I get bored.

Ha, that's not a fish.
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YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PEANUT BUTTER IN MY JELLY, MAN!
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Boom da da boom da da boom de boom. *does a little dance*
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If you get on that train, I will delete your digital penguin.
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I decided to write a song about my feelings.
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Go on, Mr. Grizzly Bear, eat it.

Um, that's about it. Enjoy. : D

[Percyception]

I just realized. I'm an FWG Butt Kicker. ------------------------------------------------->

Welp, I'm outta random stuff for now, so instead I leave you with this:
--- The adventures of Yogurt and Mr. Yoga ---

Ah, it was a peaceful day in Cityville, and Yogurt and Mr. Yoga were enjoying the greasy air and robots destroying buildings. ~
Yogurt: Ah, beautiful day, isn't it, Yoga?
Yoga: It's a terrible day! Look, the fountain is full of trash, the trees are dead, and that guys staring at me like I'm a burrito!
Yogurt: Then let's clean everything up!
Yoga: Um, no thank you, I'd rather be getting home. Go ahead and start without me, I have a nap scheduled.
Yogurt: Ok, Yoga! Have fun!
-- Thrity minutes later, Mr. Yoga hears noises --
Yoga: I hate people. What could they possibly be doing..... - looks outside to see Yogurt being handed Over 1,000,000 dollars. -
Yoga: - ran down to the scene - What's going on?
Mr. MayorPersonGuy: He cleaned up our town, he even got rid of the robots!
Yoga: BUT I WANT THAT MONEY! Ya know what, I'll help! NOBODY LIKED THIS TREE ANYWAY! - he got a lighter out, and set the tree on fire. Exactly 5 minutes later, he was abducted by aliens, dropped onto a nuke, showered in nuclear waste, eaten by a hydra, spit out onto another nuke, blasted into a torture chamber where he was force fed over-cooked popcorn, and then exploded -
Yogurt: That, kids, is why you don't start wild fires.
Smokey: I tried to tell 'em.....
The End!

[Boxorino]

that's beautifully ridiculous.

[Avereeni]

I just realized. I'm an FWG Butt Kicker. ------------------------------------------------->

Welp, I'm outta random stuff for now, so instead I leave you with this:
--- The adventures of Yogurt and Mr. Yoga ---

Ah, it was a peaceful day in Cityville, and Yogurt and Mr. Yoga we're enjoying the greasy air and robots destroying buildings. ~
Yogurt: Ah, beautiful day, isn't it, Yoga?
Yoga: It's a terrible day! Look, the fountain is full of trash, the trees are dead, and that guys staring at me like I'm a burrito!
Yogurt: Then let's clean everything up!
Yoga: Um, no thank you, I'd rather be getting home. Go ahead and start without me, I have a nap scheduled.
Yogurt: Ok, Yoga! Have fun!
-- Thrity minutes later, Mr. Yoga hears noises --
Yoga: I hate people. What could they possibly be doing..... - looks outside to see Yogurt being handed Over 1,000,000 dollars. -
Yoga: - ran down to the scene - What's going on?
Mr. MayorPersonGuy: He cleaned up our town, he even got rid of the robots!
Yoga: BUT I WANT THAT MONEY! Ya know what, I'll help! NOBODY LIKED THIS TREE ANYWAY! - he got a lighter out, and set the tree on fire. Exactly 5 minutes later, he was abducted by aliens, dropped onto a nuke, showered in nuclear waste, eaten by a hydra, spit out onto another nuke, blasted into a torture chamber where he was force fed over-cooked popcorn, and then exploded -
Yogurt: That, kids, is why you don't start wild fires.
Smokey: I tried to tell 'em.....
The End!

LOL

[Percyception]

I just realized. I'm an FWG Butt Kicker. ------------------------------------------------->

Welp, I'm outta random stuff for now, so instead I leave you with this:
--- The adventures of Yogurt and Mr. Yoga ---

Ah, it was a peaceful day in Cityville, and Yogurt and Mr. Yoga we're enjoying the greasy air and robots destroying buildings. ~
Yogurt: Ah, beautiful day, isn't it, Yoga?
Yoga: It's a terrible day! Look, the fountain is full of trash, the trees are dead, and that guys staring at me like I'm a burrito!
Yogurt: Then let's clean everything up!
Yoga: Um, no thank you, I'd rather be getting home. Go ahead and start without me, I have a nap scheduled.
Yogurt: Ok, Yoga! Have fun!
-- Thrity minutes later, Mr. Yoga hears noises --
Yoga: I hate people. What could they possibly be doing..... - looks outside to see Yogurt being handed Over 1,000,000 dollars. -
Yoga: - ran down to the scene - What's going on?
Mr. MayorPersonGuy: He cleaned up our town, he even got rid of the robots!
Yoga: BUT I WANT THAT MONEY! Ya know what, I'll help! NOBODY LIKED THIS TREE ANYWAY! - he got a lighter out, and set the tree on fire. Exactly 5 minutes later, he was abducted by aliens, dropped onto a nuke, showered in nuclear waste, eaten by a hydra, spit out onto another nuke, blasted into a torture chamber where he was force fed over-cooked popcorn, and then exploded -
Yogurt: That, kids, is why you don't start wild fires.
Smokey: I tried to tell 'em.....
The End!

I plan on doing more these things, so it's nice to know you guys liked this one. I plan on doing one everyone 2-3 week, and it won't just be Yogurt and Mr. Yoga, I have different characters up my sleeve.

[Percyception]

Percy's here with more random things!
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Talking is boring! Throwing burritos with notes written on them is all the rage!
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Monkey's like jelly. Why? Well, I don't know or care, how bout you go ask one?
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Yea, on second thought, DON'T ASK. You'll regret it. A lot.
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Donuts.
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Banjo's will rule someday. Go hide your Coke.
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Enjoy. d:

[Mewtwo Power]

Percy's here with more random things!
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Talking is boring! Throwing burritos with notes written on them is all the rage!
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Monkey's like other jelly. Why? Well, I don't know or care, how bout you go ask one?
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Yea, on second thought, DON'T ASK. You'll regret it. A lot.
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Donuts.
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Banjo's will rule someday. Go hide your Coke.
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Enjoy. d:

What a fabulous guide.... O.o