David Bowie conspiracy theory

[DriveThru Whale]

I have a conspiracy theory that will make you crap brix

"Something happened on the day he died"
"Spirit rose a meter and stepped aside"
"Someone else took his place, and bravely cried"
(I'm a blackstar, I'm a blackstar)

Now, who, you might wonder, took his place?
On that same album cover, the name on the sign is K. West, most likely Kanye West.
This may seem like a coincidence, but let me prove to you it is not.

"Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars" was released in June of 1972
The first track was named "Five Years"
Kanye West was born in June 1977

Prove my conspiracy theory wrong. Protip: you can't.

[Dr Frook]

freaky.