Cringe thread: Food Edition

[DriveThru Whale]

Good afternoon, or whatever time it is wherever you live. I'm DriveThru Whale, and today I'm gonna teach you how to make Sweet Sundae Ramen. Yes, you heard me right. We take ramen noodles (preferably Maruchan brand), and we make a sundae out of them.

You will not need any of this, but you can add in any of the following:
1 pack of ramen (any flavor)
Sprinkles
Food coloring
Crushed nuts
Marshmallows
Magic shell chocolate
Hot fudge
Banana
Pop Tart
Peppermint extract
Caramel
Actual fudge
Whipped cream
Frosting
Pudding (chocolate or vanilla)

[DriveThru Whale]

Step 1: add water. Doesn't have to be a specific temperature.
Step 2: microwave on High for four minutes. While you wait, take the packaging and flavor packet and dump it. This is why I specified Maruchan ramen, because the flavor packet comes separately. Make sure to dump the water out afterwards.
Step 3: add a few drops of peppermint flavoring
Step 4: add food coloring. I use blue, because yellow is kinda pointless and green just makes it look moldy (obviously)
Step 5: add honey. Use only a little bit here and there.
Step 6: add caramel. I like caramel a lot, so I tend to use much caramel on mine.
Step 7: next comes the magic shell chocolate and the hot fudge! This will give it tons of flavor.
Step 8: add the homemade fudge. I don't have a separate recipe, so find one and make some yourself, it you have the ingredients. Otherwise, skip this step. But wait! If you don't skip this step, you need an extra 20 seconds in the microwave so the fudge melts.
Step 9: some people don't like this, but I like to add a Pop Tart for added sweetness and just an extra crumbly feeling. Crush it up and stir it.
Step 10: Now incorporate the pudding, cause its getting a little thick, and the pudding helps the noodles slip around easier.
Step 11: Next, peel a banana, and blend it. If you don't want to do this, or don't have a blender, just slice it up instead.
Step 12: Add the marshmallows! Optional: cook on high AGAIN for 30 seconds to melt the marshmallows.
Step 13: add a bunch of baking chips of any size or flavor. I wouldnt recommend microwaving it, as it loses a bit of that crunch.
Step 14: next is thee frosting. I just used whatever I had on stock, in this case, Blue Raspberry!
Step 15: garnish with an Oreo. I forgot to list some stuff in the ingredients btw.
Step 16: on goes a dollop of whipped cream
Step 17: No sundae would be complete without sprinkles! The kids will love these.
And that's it. I would put a cherry on top, but my parents ate them all.
I will now take your criticisms. Flames will be used to make future dishes. Thanks for reading!

[Icamenal]

Preferably Sapphoro Ichiban, not Maruchan. Maruchan's the cheap stuff. And I thought all ramen came with the flavoring in a separate package?
If all the ingredients are optional, can I make a sundae without anything?

[DriveThru Whale]

Preferably Sapphoro Ichiban, not Maruchan. Maruchan's the cheap stuff. And I thought all ramen came with the flavoring in a separate package?
If all the ingredients are optional, can I make a sundae without anything?

Well of course I use Maruchan, the cheap noodles provide for a decent low cost base with which to add your slightly more expensive ingredients.
And as towards the ingredients themselves, just pick and choose which ones you want, and then follow the indicated steps.

[Foopzheart]

Preferably Sapphoro Ichiban, not Maruchan. Maruchan's the cheap stuff. And I thought all ramen came with the flavoring in a separate package?
If all the ingredients are optional, can I make a sundae without anything?

Well of course I use Maruchan, the cheap noodles provide for a decent low cost base with which to add your slightly more expensive ingredients.
And as towards the ingredients themselves, just pick and choose which ones you want, and then follow the indicated steps.

so can i pick all but the ramen and replace the ramen with ice cream y/n

[Boxorino]

you stole this from a 4chan post

[Icamenal]

Preferably Sapphoro Ichiban, not Maruchan. Maruchan's the cheap stuff. And I thought all ramen came with the flavoring in a separate package?
If all the ingredients are optional, can I make a sundae without anything?

Well of course I use Maruchan, the cheap noodles provide for a decent low cost base with which to add your slightly more expensive ingredients.
And as towards the ingredients themselves, just pick and choose which ones you want, and then follow the indicated steps.

I picked and choose the ones I wanted. I wanted:
Nothing.
I drew what it looked like.

[Excalibur]

you stole this from a 4chan post

LOL wow.... now we know who visits that board.

[DriveThru Whale]

you stole this from a 4chan post

LOL wow.... now we know who visits that board.

Such butthurt

[Boxorino]

you stole this from a 4chan post

LOL wow.... now we know who visits that board.

nah i just knew of the existence of that thread.