Roll to Dodge: I am Bread

[Boxorino]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO I AM BREAD. PLEASE READ THE PARAGRAPHS BELOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BECOMING A SLICE OF BREAD OR TOASTABLE OBJECT.

I am going to allow SEVEN PEOPLE to become BREAD. If you would like to PARTICIPATE, please respond to this thread with a TYPE OF BREAD or TOASTABLE ITEM that you would LIKE TO BE. (ex. pumpernickel, sourdough, poptart, wheat bagel.) The TOASTABLE ITEM you choose WILL effect your actions (only a little though). Choose WISELY.

The SCENARIO will be ANNOUNCED after SEVEN PEOPLE have entered. If you need a REMINDER on HOW TO PLAY, open the SPOILER below.

You will be able to ATTEMPT to PERFORM ACTIONS to complete the OBJECTIVE. After reviewing each PERFORMED ACTION, I will roll 1d5. The NUMBER rolled will determine the OUTCOME of your ACTION.
ex.
1 - Oh LORD that's AWFUL: You are snatched by passing bird and taken away forever.
2 - Not as BAD but still AWFUL: You are snatched by a passing bird but they drop you on accident and you break all your bones.
3 - Not GOOD or BAD: You are nearly snatched by a passing bird and get scratched, but you find a jar of jam.
4 - Not as GOOD but still GREAT: You find a jar of jam.
5 - Oh LORD that's GREAT: You find a whole bunch of jars of jam.

RULES:

- You are allowed to TEAM UP with or SABOTAGE other TYPES OF BREAD or TOASTABLE ITEMS.
- You are NOT allowed to ATTACK other TYPES OF BREAD or TOASTABLE ITEMS before the GAME MASTER, aka me, allows it.
- You are NOT allowed to use items that are NOT THERE. (ex. I SLICE all other OPPONENTS in HALF with a LIGHT SABER.)
- You are NOT able to store items. You are BREAD. You don't have POCKETS.
- If you PERISH, you go back onto the WAITING LIST. When a TYPE OF BREAD or TOASTABLE ITEM perishes, the first person on the WAITING LIST enters the game.
- If you actually put EFFORT into READING THESE, when you SIGN UP, please write an ODD SENTENCE using the word BREAD.

Good luck on ACCOMPLISHING whatever the scenario's OBJECTIVE is.

To START, please answer this QUESTION.

WHAT TYPE OF BREAD OR TOASTABLE OBJECT ARE YOU?

[Foopzheart]

I AM A BAGUETTE, HON HON HON

I AM A CAREFULLY BREAD LOAF OF BREAD, FORMED PURELY FROM THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT AND HIGH QUALITY YEAST

BOW TO ME

[bob-jr]

I AM A FLAT BREAD

I LIKE TO BREAD ALL THINGS AND BREADING HAS BECOME A LIFES HOBBY FOR ME.

[Flobalob]

I AM A BRIOCHE ROLL.

BREAD IS LOVE. BREAD IS LIFE.

[woofwoof]

IS AN ENGLISH MUFFIN

I BREAD-ER DO GOOD AT THIS RTD.

[Tycoon]

I AM BAGEL

BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BREAD BAGEL

[The Divine Potato]

I AM GARLIC BREAD

TO BREAD OR NOT TO BREAD? THAT IS THE QUESTION.

[Victor Zxsas]

IMA BE CHALLAH BREAD

HOLLA FOR CHALLAH BREAD

[Leprechaun Lukia]

I AM BURGER BUNS WHEN A SPOT IS AVAILABLE.


MMM BABY YOU LIKE MY BUNS.

[Boxorino]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO I AM BREAD. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW BREAD. YOU ARE A DELICIOUS AND SUCCULENT SLICE OF COOKED DOUGH. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO NOW.

SCENARIO OF PART ONE:
You start off in the DINING ROOM on the TABLE. The KITCHEN is north of where you are. On the FAR SIDE of the KITCHEN, there is the TOASTER. CLOSER to you, just PAST the COUNTER is the OVEN and STOVE TOP. Your GOAL? Become TOAST(ED).

HERE ARE THE COMPETITORS:
First off, we have the BAGUETTE. They are FORMED PURELY from the SOULS OF THE INNOCENT and HIGH QUALITY YEAST. DELICIOUS.

PURENESS: 110% (+10 because of their sentence.)
GRIP: 2
DELICIOUSNESS: 2
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

Second, we have the FLAT BREAD. BREADING is their LIFE HOBBY.

PURENESS: 100%
GRIP: 2
DELICIOUSNESS: 2
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

Third, we have the BRIOCHE ROLL. BREAD is their LOVE and their LIFE.

PURENESS: 100%
GRIP: 1
DELICIOUSNESS: 3
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

Fourth, the ENGLISH MUFFIN. They BREAD-ER do a good job.

PURENESS: 100%
GRIP: 5 (doing a good job already!)
DELICIOUSNESS: 4
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

Fifth, we have the BAGEL. BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL.

PURENESS: 100%
GRIP: 2
DELICIOUSNESS: 2
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

Sixth, we have the GARLIC BREAD. Better not give you to a VAMPIRE.

PURENESS: 100%
GRIP: 5
DELICIOUSNESS: 5
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

Last but not least, we have the SEEDED BAGUETTE. Like the BAGUETTE but with SEEDS.

PURENESS: 100%
GRIP: 4
DELICIOUSNESS: 5
TOASTEDNESS: 0%
LOCATION: DINING ROOM TABLE
HELD ITEM: NONE

WAITING LIST:
CHALLAH BREAD
BURGER BUNS

WHAT THE STATS MEAN:

PURENESS: Like health. The more PURENESS you have when you BECOME TOAST(ED), the MORE LIKELY you are to move on to the NEXT ROUND. PURENESS RESETS each ROUND.
GRIP: The AMOUNT OF TURNS you can cling to a WALL or an ITEM. You have to LET GO of what you're HOLDING to REGENERATE your GRIP.
DELICIOUSNESS: You can GAIN DELICIOUSNESS by adding CONDIMENTS. The more DELICIOUSNESS you have when you BECOME TOAST(ED), the MORE LIKELY you are to move on to the NEXT ROUND.
TOASTEDNESS: Kind of OBVIOUS.
LOCATION: Also rather OBVIOUS.
HELD ITEM: DUH.

Now... BECOME TOAST.