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The title pretty much says it all. You must find a way to get the flag from the poster before you, no matter how ridiculous it is. If you die, you respawn. You cannot win, although in your posts imagine that you can, because it makes your post more stupid.

I use a huge butterfly net to grab the flag.

I become a butterfly to fly inside the net and grab the flag (and manage to get out somehow)

I use my giant fly swat to splat you (now you must respawn somewhere) and grab the flag from the mush. Disgusting but necessary.

I Snipe you and Allow he next poster to take the flag O.o!

Bwaha, the next poster is me! I respawned on the opposite side of the universe, but since you allowed me to have it I just used my spaceship to hyperspace towards it. Now it's mine, I sit inside an underground nuclear bunker with two one-way doors, one of them lets things in but not out, the other lets things out but not in. I then hire Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan And Chuck Norris to guard me inside the bunker, and John Malkovic, Morgan Freeman and Arnold Schwarzenegger to sit around it with snipers, whilst aiming my railgun square at the door.

Unfortunately for you my nickname is chuck norris...
I Roundhouse kick you and steal the flag.
The force of my round house kick Destroys the bunker since it is more powerful then any nuclear weapon. O.o

You forgot to pick up the flag, so this time I research all of your nicknames and..

Flobalob wrote:I respawned on the opposite side of the universe, but since you allowed me to have it I just used my spaceship to hyperspace towards it. Now it's mine, I sit inside an underground nuclear bunker with two one-way doors, one of them lets things in but not out, the other lets things out but not in. I then hire Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan And Jet Li to guard me inside the bunker, and John Malkovic, Morgan Freeman and Arnold Schwarzenegger to sit around it with snipers, whilst aiming my railgun square at the door.

Flobalob wrote:You forgot to pick up the flag, so this time I research all of your nicknames and..

Flobalob wrote:I respawned on the opposite side of the universe, but since you allowed me to have it I just used my spaceship to hyperspace towards it. Now it's mine, I sit inside an underground nuclear bunker with two one-way doors, one of them lets things in but not out, the other lets things out but not in. I then hire Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan And Jet Li to guard me inside the bunker, and John Malkovic, Morgan Freeman and Arnold Schwarzenegger to sit around it with snipers, whilst aiming my railgun square at the door.

Oh really? mind reading it again?

I am the bunker. I keep the flag in my teeth as a toothpick but swallow, leaving you to be digested.

I invent a magical cookie that, when eaten, gives me the flag instantly. Then I eat it :3