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13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 04:53
by Captain Wolf
Title explains itself of
Playing bumper cars with the carts
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 05:31
by Dr Frook
eating all the food before checking out.
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 05:44
by Captain Wolf
Lil,your allowed to do that,you just have to pay fir it
Start just taking stuff off racks,taste testing it,and putting it back
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 13:11
by beana 9000
When people talk on the intercom,yell," NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!"
After using the bathroom,shout, "LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!"
Throw things at other customers and pretend you didn't do it.
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 18:47
by Connor
Open a lemonade bottle, pour some of it out, take a piss in it, put it back on the shelf like nothing happened.
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 23:33
by J3rdegree
(this one happened to me)
ask for change for a 10 dollar bill with equal ammounts of quarters, nickles, dimes, and pennies, say you rlly need that exact change
and you will give them 10 bucks for giving the change (show them the other 10)
then as soon as they have spent a decent ammount of time counting change just pick up your origional money and walk away
they dont let me into walgreens anymore :C
but the guy's reaction was priceless XD
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 13 Mar 2012, 00:17
by Lamb
Ride the bikes and skateboards at Walmart

Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 13 Mar 2012, 01:15
by Captain Wolf
Walk into the store,go to the meat section,take a stake,open it up,lick it,put it back,and walk out like nothing ever happened.
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 13 Mar 2012, 01:24
by Connor
Buy 100 dollars worth of items and pay in pennies.
Re: 13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE
Posted: 13 Mar 2012, 02:48
by Aros
Ask the store manager or an employee to tell you what something is. Lead them to the cheese section. Start pointing at different cheeses asking, "What is that?"