Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Father Anderson]

trys to raise charisma, by doing a dance for the minotaur, equips golf club, and forms an alliance with mmm.

[Boxorino]

She equips the frying pan and puts the butter and potato away. She begins to stalk Nyan, hoping he won't notice her as she silently plots how to take the potato peeler.

[Percyception]

-Requests to form an alliance with Boxy-

[Awesome Creep]

*angrily rolls into the kitchen while screaming the alphabet*

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE #13: SPOOKY NUMBERS, ALLIANCES, AND ITEM SETS

Now, DIPLOMACY is coming into PLAY. Will our PLAYERS FIGHT? Or will they RALLY TOGETHER and FIGHT the COMMON ENEMY? Let's find out.

ANGEL: ATTACKS the DOOR with the COFFEE TABLE LEG (counts as EQUIP). She successfully DOES, and TWO LOCKS BREAK on the DOOR.
+1 MELEE

MMM: Examines the CENTER COUNTER. There is a RACK of KNIVES. There is also a COFFEE POT HELMET, and BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS. With these, M could FINISH his COFFEE SET, giving him a STAT BOOST. (4)

{ITEMDEX:

COFFEE POT HELMET and BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS are ARMOR from the COFFEE TABLE SET. They both RAISE DEFENSE by 2, and when EQUIPPED with the COFFEE TABLE LEG and COFFEE TABLETOP, give all STATS a BOOST by ONE.}

NYAN: ENTERS the KITCHEN and SEARCHES THROUGH the RUBBLE. He finds a set of SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR, and a NAIL GUN. (5)

{ITEMDEX:

SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR is a HELMET, CHESTPLATE, LEGGINGS, and BOOTS made of FLOORBOARDS with NAILS STICKING OUT. It gives 4 DEFENSE overall when EQUIPPED. It also LOOKS pretty RAD.

NAIL GUN is a RANGED WEAPON that gives 3 to the RANGE stat when EQUIPPED, and also allows RANGE to be used in BATTLE. It was used to SHODDILY make that FLOOR.}

BACON: Forms and ALLIANCE with MMM. If CONFIRMED by MMM, STAT GAIN and XP GAIN are SHARED (Both get it, not split). He also EQUIPS his GOLF CLUB. Then, he DANCES for the MINOTAUR. He gains TRUST with it, and RAISES his CHARISMA. The MINOTAUR is now 1/4 TAMED, and BACON should be able to FULLY TAME it, making it a FAMILIAR. (5)
+1 MELEE
+1 LUCK
+2 CHARISMA

BOXY: EQUIPS her FRYING PAN, and SPIES on NYAN. In doing so, she actually STEALS LOOT from where he is SEARCHING. She obtains a SPIKY FLOORBOARD. She also gains INTEL from the SPYING, and gains CHARISMA. (5)
+1 CHARISMA

{ITEMDEX:

SPIKY FLOORBOARD is a MELEE WEAPON that increases MELEE by ONE when EQUIPPED. It's a FLOORBOARD with NAILS in it.}

PERCY: Tries to FORM and ALLIANCE with BOXY. As this isn't actually a TURN, I'm going to PRETEND he did that and PRACTICED with his SLINGSHOT.
+1 RANGE

CREEP: ENTERS the KITCHEN, SCREAMING the ALPHABET. This shows GREAT INTELLIGENCE on his part. He gains CHARISMA and SUDDENLY EQUIPS READING GLASSES, further INCREASING his CHARISMA. (5)
+5 CHARISMA

STATS:

MOP:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 29/31
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)


NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 2/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 3
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR
NAIL GUN

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 0/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 3/25
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 4
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 1


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (UNEQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (UNEQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 5

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 3/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
STICK OF BUTTER
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

PERCY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 35/40
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
KEY
RAD BOX (EMPTY)

CREEP:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 3

INVENTORY:
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING (4 USES)

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 1/20
HEALTH: 30/30
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 3
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3

[If I make a mistake that helps you, and you tell the truth about it, you will probably be rewarded. Also, guys, EQUIP YOUR THINGS. If you don't soon after you get them, I forget the stat gain from it and have to spend extra time searching through updates for it. Please. Also, I'm trying out some fonts. If you have feedback/ideas, send me a PM. P.S, sorry Creep. Hope the lucky roll made up for it. ]

[Percyception]

-searches through the kitchen with caution, hoping to find something he can use-

[Father Anderson]

Performed super epic ninja poses with the minotaur, in order to tame it more

[Angel]

-tucks the table leg into my inventory then begins cleaning up the room and repairs all the furniture then sits down to think of my next move while carefully examining the other players, making sure to keep my back to the wall so as to avoid any sneak attacks-

[mmm]

*equips boots, helmet and floorboard (why not?) and accepts Bacon's request

*takes knives

[Father Anderson]

*equips boots, helmet and floorboard (why not?) and accepts Bacon's request

*takes knives

(GG guys, the subclan of Foommmbacon is mmmbacon.)