13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE

[pudingeX]

Ask the store manager or an employee to tell you what something is. Lead them to the cheese section. Start pointing at different cheeses asking, "What is that?"

And sometimes ask if it's rice.

Classic Borat XD

[Lamb]

Dancing Dubstep at the very entrance, which makes you block people as they are walking in and out trying to avoid you xD

[Dr Frook]

screaming at random people as u enter

[Master of Pie]

See how many things you can knock over before they catch you. You may use jelly donuts as projectile weapons to defend yourself.

[Lamb]

Shouting at the top of your lungs that you are hurt...

[Sylvia]

Possibly only a John and Frook reference but a full scale re-enactment of Supermarket Sweep.

[Lamb]

Playing real life fruit ninja..

[Dr Frook]

tell the store owner you had a good time with his wife the night before.

[Lamb]

Dragging yourself across the floor while spitting on it..

[pudingeX]

Play an airsoft match. You may use other costumers as hostages.