Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[nyanftw]

*continues searching everywhere*

[mop]

-rummages through the contents of the box-

[Lamb]

*attacks bacon in an attempt to take his key and claw for getting in my way*

[Boxorino]

She freaked out as she saw her jacket lint disappearing and smacked the potato. She took the lint back and handed the potato a piece of gold instead, pointing at the lint and wagging her finger to show that taking her precious jacket lint is a no no and she should not do that. She unequipped the potato and took the string out of her jacket hood and equipped it.

[Awesome Creep]

*smashes his head against the wall in a desperate attempt to escape*

[Foopzheart]

The LIT ROOM is beginning to FALL APART. The LOCKED DOOR is running out of hidden KEYS. The COFFEE TABLE is but THREE LEGS. The BROKEN WINDOW just makes the whole ROOM lose CLASS. What will happen next?

ZIA: Attempts to absorb BOXY's pocket LINT in an attempt to ESCAPE and GAIN POWER.
BOXY: BOXY unequips ZIA, EQUIPS her HOOD STRING, and attempts to give ZIA gold instead of the POCKET LINT.
[This is a situation where it is actually Roll to Dodge. These two actions conflict with each other, so the highest roll wins.]

ZIA: 5
BOXY: 4

ZIA ABSORBS POCKET LINT. POCKET LINT is DESTROYED. +1 to ALL STATS.
+1 HEALTH
+1 MELEE
+1 DEFENSE
+1 RANGE
+1 MAGIC
+1 CHARISMA
+1 LUCK

BOXY LOSES her POCKET LINT, but EQUIPS STRING.
-1 HEALTH
+1 RANGE

BACON: Attempts to PICK the LOCK with his RAT CLAW, and UNLOCKS another with his KEY. He does not PICK the LOCK, but successfully UNLOCKS ONE of THIRTY LOCKS. His KEY is USED, and is DESTROYED.(2)

DOOR HP: 29/30

MMM: Attempts to AFFIX NAILS from the FLOOR with his EQUIPMENT. He does. (3)
+1 MELEE
+1 DEFENSE

NYAN: Continues SEARCHING EVERYWHERE, but finds NOTHING. (2)

MOP: RUMMAGES through the RAD BOX. There is a SPELL SCROLL, a CHARM, and FIVE GOLD.

{ITEMDEX:

SPELL SCROLL is a MAGICAL ITEM. When READ, it TEACHES the PLAYER a SPELL at RANDOM, POWER depending on the ROLL.

CHARM is an ITEM that raises a STAT of the PLAYER'S choosing. USING a CHARM does not count as a TURN, but gets a ROLL 1-3 over the amount the STAT RAISES.}

LAMB: ATTACKS BACON. However, the OVERSEER said that PVP is not ALLOWED yet. LAMB takes DAMAGE for FRIENDLY FIRE.
-3 HP

CREEP: SMASHES hid HEAD against the WALL, attempting to ESCAPE. That did absolutely NOTHING but DAMAGE him and make him look CRAZY.
-1 HP
-1 CHARISMA

STATS:

MOP:
HEALTH: 28/30
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
RAD BOX (EMPTY)
SPELL SCROLL
CHARM
GOLD (5)

NYAN:
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 3
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 1

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)

MMM:
HEALTH: 18/20
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 1


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)


ZIA:
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 2
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 5

BOXY:
HEALTH: 16/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)

LAMB:
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

PERCY:
HEALTH: 40/40
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)

CREEP:
HEALTH: 49/50
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3

[Father Anderson]

Looks for more epic lootswag, making a note to himself to avoid lamb, and creep.

[Lamb]

*searches for keys*

[Boxorino]

She screams in agony from her lost jacket lint and picks up the potato, chucking out the window in an act of frustration before falling to the floor and beginning to sob.

[mmm]

*NOW he tries to pry apart the creaky floorboards to look underneath