Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Father Anderson]

-Looks for some Brass Knuckles for Sir Foop of Bovinia. Sos he can bust a cap in somebody's face.

[nyanftw]

*ponders the meaning of life*

[Lamb]

*Harakiri with my hand*

[Boxorino]

She giggled stupidly as she was helped up, blushing a bit and curtsying as a thank you. She skipped around a bit, staring up at the ceiling as she did to look for anything that might be stuck to it.

[Leprechaun Lukia]

Thing, good sir foop.

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 18: GROOVY NOOBIES AND DEAD OGS

ZIA rolls onto an AIR DUCT in the FLOOR. She FEELS around with her TUBERS, and FEELS nothing. Maybe if she EXTENDED them more... (3)

MMM attempts to take WIRES from the POWER SOURCE. He successfully DOES, but the POWER goes OUT. The ROOM goes DARK. Way to GO. (4)
GAINS:
3 WIRES

{ITEMDEX: WIRES are used with an ICE BATTERY and a(n) [UNDISCOVERED] to make [UNDISCOVERED].}

PERCY decided he would TAKE a BREAK. You don't TAKE BREAKS in THE GAME.
RIP PERCYCEPTION
UPDATE 4-18

ANGEL also decided to TAKE a BREAK. Sorry. No BREAKS on the ROLL GAME.
RIP ANGEL
UPDATE 9-18

MOP tried to QUIT. No DICE here. GOOD GAME.
RIP MOP
UPDATE 1-18

MASTER of PIE FALLS into SEVERED WIRES. THANKS a LOT, MMM. This DOESN'T go WELL. The WIRES CRISP MASTER of PIE a LITTLE. (1)
-2 HP

BACON looks for BRASS KNUCKLES for SIR FOOP of BOVINIA. He DOESN'T FIND any.. (2)

NYAN PONDERS the MEANING of LIFE. He THINKS REAL HARD, and DECIDES LIFE is for the LUCKY MOMENTS.
+4 LUCK
+4 XP

LAMB tries to COMMIT SUDOKU. He does it SO PERFECTLY that, well, he DIES.
RIP LAMB
UPDATE 4-18

BOXY SKIPPED AROUND and INSPECTED the CEILING. She saw a RAD BOX STUCK to the CEILING. It FELL on HER.
RAD BOX GET!

EXCALIBUR JOINED!
+1 SWORDINESS

WOOF the WOLF JOINED!
+1 BARKING

THE DIVINE POTATO JOINED!
+1 DIVINITY

SOME GUY JOINED!
+1 ANONYMITY


VARIOUS ITEMS FALL on the FLOOR:
GOLD (5)
SILKY CHESTPLATE
KEYS (3)
SLINGSHOT
EMPTY BOX
USABLE SOMETHING (1 USE)
COFFEE TABLE LEG

ALLIANCE STATS:
NOTHING.

STATS:

NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 23/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 15/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)
FORK (EQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
LEVEL: 2
XP: 4/30
HEALTH: 23/23
MELEE: 13
DEFENSE: 21
RANGE: 13
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 6


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (EQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (EQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/25
HEALTH: 32/32
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 14
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 45/50
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 6

FAMILIAR STATS:

[Remember, stat gain is shared between player/familiar. Not counting levels, same as an alliance]

SIR FOOP of BOVINIA (BACON'S MINOTAUR):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 9/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 14
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

WEBZ (UNOWNED PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3

MR HUGGLES (UNOWNED PUPPY):
[I think I lost the stats.]

[Excalibur]

-sits down -

[woofwoof]

-sniffs around for something to eat-

[mmm]

Loots Percy's body. Sans teabag.

[Foopzheart]

[NOTE: NOT AN UPDATE.]

NEW STATS:
EXCALIBUR:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 100/100
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 8

WOOFWOOF:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8

THE DIVINE POTATO:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 10

SOME GUY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 10

Well, THAT'S IT. We're FULL AGAIN.

WAIT...

What's that..THAT ATROCIOUS SMELL....

OH GOD, NO--

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

TRASH MAN HAS JOINED THE BRAWL!
+9999 SMELLINESS

TRASH MAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8