Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Father Anderson]

Attempts to perform Ninjutsu again with the Minotaur.

[Zia-]

;used the potato peeler to peel away the paint on the draws, searching for hidden messages or clues;

[The Divine Potato]

Female Yo.

[someguy]

Male, yo

[nyanftw]

*scavenges like a boss*

[mop]

-destroys the walls in search of a weapon and names the spider Webz-

[Leprechaun Lukia]

Thing, yo.

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 16: SPOOKY INSCRIPTIONS, DISRESPECTING THE DEAD, and CHARISMA LOSS, CHARISMA LOSS EVERYWHERE.

BOXY attempts to CHARM others into giving her THINGS. She SPINS AROUND, SMILES, and WINKS, but to no avail. She TRIPS over her FEET and FALLS over. She loses CHARISMA. (1)
-4 CHARISMA

OUTSIDE, SOME GUY joins the LINE. He is STARING INTENTLY at a PICTURE of FLUTTERSHY, but it is CONFISCATED. "Yo. Nothing allowed inside." He BURNS the PICTURE as SOME GUY looks on, DEPRESSED.

ANGEL is trapped in a SMALL HOLE. It is not BIG enough to EXPLORE. She BUMPS into a WALL. (0)

MMM hops into the TRAPDOOR to LOOK for TOOLS. He makes himself look like a FOOL, FUMBLING for POWER TOOLS and PUSHING ANGEL around in the CROWDED SPACE. He loses CHARISMA, and finds NOTHING. (1)
-5 CHARISMA

MASTER of PIE LURKS in the FRIDGE, blending IN. He looks for GEAR in the FRIDGE, as well, and finds a WHIPPED CREAM helmet. As he PUTS it ON, he looks CUTER and is PROTECTED. DEFENSE and CHARISMA increase. (4)
+4 CHARISMA
+1 DEFENSE
+5 XP

LAMB LOOTS CREEP'S BODY. He finds a MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING with FOUR USES. However, since he FLIPPED OFF ANCIENT, ALL-POWERFUL DEITIES, the MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING loses a USE. (0)

PERCY looks for WEAPONS. He finds a FIRE WAND, and EQUIPS it. His MAGIC INCREASES, and he can now use MAGIC in BATTLE. He also finds a TOY MASTER SWORD. After EQUIPPING it, his MELEE increases and his CHARISMA increases because DAMN LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE MASTER SWORD. (5)
+5 MELEE
+3 MAGIC
+5 CHARISMA
+13 XP

PERCY LEVELED UP!

PERCY:
LEVEL: 0 --- +1 --- LEVEL: 1
XP: 8/20 --- +13 --- XP: 1/25
HEALTH: 35/40 --- +1 --- HEALTH: 41/41
MELEE: 8 --- +1 --- MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 5 --- +1 --- DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6 --- +1 --- RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 4 --- +1 --- MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 10 --- +3 --- CHARISMA: 13
LUCK: 2 --- +3 --- LUCK: 5

BACON attempts to PERFORM the NEW NINJUTSU. His MELEE and RANGE both INCREASE by TWO. (4)
+2 MELEE
+2 RANGE
+4 XP

A DIVINE POTATO, FEMALE in GENDER. (recognized by the SIZE, SHAPE, and LOCATION of ROOTS GROWING), JOINS the LINE, some...THING named LUKIA. close behind.

NYAN SCAVENGES, quite RESEMBLING somebody in CHARGE. He finds a BUSINESSMAN'S TIE. It is RIPPED, as it has been USED before. As he EQUIPS the TIE, he feels powerful and in CHARGE. He gains CHARISMA. (4)
+2 CHARISMA
+2 XP

MOP RUDELY tears down a WALL. She finds SILKY CHESTPLATE. When EQUIPPED, it increases DEFENSE by 3 and is doubled when paired with any SPIDER FAMILIARS.
+6 DEFENSE
+6 XP

MOP LEVELED UP!
MOP:
LEVEL: 1 --- +1 --- LEVEL: 2
XP: 19/25 --- +6 --- XP: 0/30
HEALTH: 33/33 --- +3 --- HEALTH: 36/36
MELEE: 11 --- +4 --- MELEE: 15
DEFENSE: 15 --- +4 --- DEFENSE: 19
RANGE: 7 --- +2 --- RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 12 --- +2 --- MAGIC: 14
CHARISMA: 6 --- +3 --- CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 6 --- +3 --- LUCK: 9

ZIA UNLOCKED a STORY BIT. She gains XP.

ZIA LEVELED UP!
ZIA:
LEVEL: 0 --- +1 --- LEVEL: 1
XP: 11/20 --- +19 --- XP: 10/25
HEALTH: 31/31 --- +1 --- HEALTH: 32/32
MELEE: 6 --- +1 --- MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 4 --- +2 --- DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6 --- +3 --- RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 7 --- +3 --- MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 2 --- +3 --- CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 5 --- +1 --- LUCK: 6

ZIA uses her POTATO PEELER to scrape some FLOWERY WALLPAPER off of the WALL. Beneath, there is something she SHOULD NOT have DELVED INTO. The wall reads, barely as it looks as if somebody has tried to scratch it out. It is a deep shade of red, almost brown.(0)
+19 XP

it isnt a game its too late for me they dirtied my tie please hel

Let's not read that. The update is over. Leave, now. Goodbye. I'll see you next time. Nevermind the words on the wall. Go on.

ALLIANCE STATS:

MMM:
+2 MELEE
+2 RANGE
+4 XP

BACON'S MINOTAUR:
+2 MELEE
+2 RANGE
-5 CHARISMA
+4 XP

BACON:
-5 CHARISMA

WEBZ:
+6 DEFENSE
+6 XP

STATS:

MOP:
LEVEL: 2
XP: 0/30
HEALTH: 36/36
MELEE: 15
DEFENSE: 19
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 14
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 9

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)


NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 11/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 7/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 21/25
HEALTH: 21/21
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 17
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (UNEQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (UNEQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/25
HEALTH: 32/32
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 17/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 13
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

PERCY:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 1/25
HEALTH: 41/41
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 13
LUCK: 5

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
KEY
RAD BOX (EMPTY)
USABLE SOMETHING (1 USE)

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 1/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
COFFEE TABLE LEG (UNEQUIPPED)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 6

FAMILIAR STATS:

BACON'S MINOTAUR (UNNAMED):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 1/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 8
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

WEBZ (MOP'S PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 6/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3


[Finally, an upd8! It took me long enough. This one was really complicated, though, as a result of three players leveling up, three players signing up, and all them familiar stats. Enjoy.]

[Father Anderson]

I hereby many my Minotaur. Sir Foop of Bovinia.
-actual action below.
Attempts to find an armory filled with durable items.

[Boxorino]

She sat up after crashing into the floor, rubbing her side and giving puppy dog eyes to the next person who walked by her as a way of trying to get them to help her up.