Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Lamb]

*asks the dieties for more power to have an advantage in the game*

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 15: "RESIGNATION", NEW VICTIMS, AND FAMILIARS

I have UNFORTUNATE NEWS. CREEP decided he wanted to RESIGN. I wasn't able to ALLOW that. There's only ONE way out of HERE. I didn't want it to HAPPEN. His MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING DROPS on the FLOOR.

RIP

CREEP
The CREEPY CREEPER
LEVEL 0
UPDATES 5-14

ZIA searches through the DRAWERS in the KITCHEN for a WEAPON to WIELD. She has no ARMS, but PULLING the DRAWERS open raises her MELEE just enough...and she grows ARMS and LEGS in the form of ROOTS. She also finds a POTATO PEELER to WIELD. Though the WEAPON is TERRIFYING, she WIELDS it ANYWAY.

[ITEMDEX: POTATO PEELER is a MELEE WEAPON that also INCREASES the MELEE of a PLAYER by 1 WHEN EQUIPPED. Also, when EQUIPPED, it INCREASES the amount of HP GAINED by ALL FOOD ITEMS by TWO.]

+3 MELEE
+3 XP

PERCY looks for SOMETHING to BOOST his STATS. He does NOT FIND ANYTHING. (2)

BOXY, feeling a little bit HUNGRY, eats her STICK of BUTTER, regaining SIX HEALTH POINTS. She then decides to STALK CREEP. CREEP is DECEASED, HOWEVER, so her ROLL is NEGATED. She gets COMPENSATION of NINE CHARISMA. Very LUCKY.
+9 CHARISMA
+9 XP

MMM decides to be INNOVATIVE and looks for a DEVICE to make a FREEZE GUN. He finds a ICE BATTERY. (4)

[ITEMDEX: ICE BATTERY, along with [UNDISCOVERED] and [UNDISCOVERED], can be CRAFTED at any TABLE, including the COFFEE TABLETOP SHIELD, to make a [UNDISCOVERED].]

ANGEL, to put it in a more SANE way, tries to find a TRAPDOOR to FALL THROUGH. She DOES, falling through a TILE in the FLOOR. She finds a TOUGH ROCK, a CLEAVER BLADE, and a RUBBER BAND. ENDURING this FALL increases her DEFENSE by ONE.
+1 DEFENSE
+1 XP

[ITEMDEX: A CLEAVER BLADE, TOUGH ROCK, and RUBBER BAND can all be CRAFTED into a [UNDISCOVERED] at any TABLE.]

MOP vs FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS
HEALTH: 29/31 HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 6 MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5 DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 5 RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 9 MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 4 CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4 LUCK: 2

MATCH-UP:
HEALTH - MOP
MELEE - MOP
DEFENSE - MOP
RANGE - N/A
MAGIC - N/A
CHARISMA - =
LUCK - MOP

Stats balance in MOP'S FAVOR! Now, ROLL TO DODGE! It's a FOUR! The LUCK is in MOP'S FAVOR, so the ROLL is BOUNCED to a FIVE! MOP DEFEATED FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS, and TAMED it. MOP can now use the FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS as a FAMILIAR, sharing STAT GAIN, NAMING it, and just having a COMPANION. The BATTLE resulted in STAT and XP GAIN! MELEE, DEFENSE, and LUCK all INCREASE
+2 MELEE
+1 DEFENSE
+1 LUCK
+25 XP (LUCKY ROLL!)

MOP LEVELLED UP!
MOP:
LEVEL: 0 ---+1---LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/20 ---+5(required)---XP: 19/25
HEALTH: 29/31 ---+2--- 33/33
MELEE: 8 ---+3--- 11
DEFENSE: 6 ---+3--- 9
RANGE: 5 ---+2--- 7
MAGIC: 9 ---+3--- 12
CHARISMA: 4 ---+2--- 6
LUCK: 5 ---+1--- 6

MEANWHILE, in LINE...
"Yo, Master of Pie or whatever. You're in. Welcome to your worst nightmare, yadda yadda yadda such and such sign here we are not responsible for any fatal injuries sustained..."

MASTER OF PIE joins the FRAY!
+2 TASTINESS

Two OTHERS get in line behind EXCALIBUR. One is a GIRAFFE, and the other is a WOLF. How INTERESTING.

WOOFWOOF and GIRAFFEGIRL join the...WAITING LIST. OH.

NYAN sticks to his GUT and SCAVENGES like a BOSS. He FAILS to do this, as he is NOT in CHARGE of ANYTHING. I RULE ALL. THE OVERSEER IS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING, AND EVERYONE. NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE OVERSEER. NOBODY IS IN CONTROL WHEN PLAYING THE OVERSEER'S GAME. THE OVERSEER IS ALL POWERFU--NOTHING happens. (2)

BACON attempts to PERFORM NINJUTSU to increase MAGIC and RANGE. He FAILS to DO SO, and looks SILLY in the PROCESS, as NINJUTSU is a MELEE TECHNIQUE.
+1 MELEE
-2 CHARISMA
+1 XP

LAMB asks the DEITIES for more POWER. "I dOn'T kNoW, LaMb ChOpS," THEY SPEAK, in UNISON. "mAyBe If YoU dId SoMeThInG tO pRoVe YoUrSeLf To Us, We CoUlD gRaNt YoU pOwEr." (3)


ALLIANCE STATS:
MMM:
+1 MELEE
-2 CHARISMA
+1 XP

BACON'S MINOTAUR:
+1 MELEE
-2 CHARISMA
+1 XP

STATS:

MOP:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 19/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 12
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)


NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 9/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 3/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 21/25
HEALTH: 21/21
MELEE: 8
DEFENSE: 17
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (UNEQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (UNEQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 11/20
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 5

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 17/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 17
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

PERCY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 35/40
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
KEY
RAD BOX (EMPTY)
USABLE SOMETHING (1 USE)

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 1/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
COFFEE TABLE LEG (UNEQUIPPED)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

FAMILIAR STATS:

BACON'S MINOTAUR (UNNAMED):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 1/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 8
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

[Boxorino]

She decided to stop stalking people and walked out into the center of the room, spinning around in an attempt to charm those around her into giving her things.

[someguy]

Someguy wants to join the waiting list

[Angel]

Ok...so...I've fallen through a trap door to...where is this?
Well...all secret passages must have another secret way out, so...
-takes my cleaver, rock and rubber band and cautiously tip toes under the floor where every one else is walking around up top-
(seriously...all this studying for finals is killing my creativity Dx I can't even think straight hahaha)

[mmm]

*hops down into the cellar-like trapdoor in order to search for power tools

[Father Anderson]

UPDATE 15: "RESIGNATION", NEW VICTIMS, AND FAMILIARS

I have UNFORTUNATE NEWS. CREEP decided he wanted to RESIGN. I wasn't able to ALLOW that. There's only ONE way out of HERE. I didn't want it to HAPPEN. His MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING DROPS on the FLOOR.

RIP

CREEP
The CREEPY CREEPER
LEVEL 0
UPDATES 5-14

ZIA searches through the DRAWERS in the KITCHEN for a WEAPON to WIELD. She has no ARMS, but PULLING the DRAWERS open raises her MELEE just enough...and she grows ARMS and LEGS in the form of ROOTS. She also finds a POTATO PEELER to WIELD. Though the WEAPON is TERRIFYING, she WIELDS it ANYWAY.

[ITEMDEX: POTATO PEELER is a MELEE WEAPON that also INCREASES the MELEE of a PLAYER by 1 WHEN EQUIPPED. Also, when EQUIPPED, it INCREASES the amount of HP GAINED by ALL FOOD ITEMS by TWO.]

+3 MELEE
+3 XP

PERCY looks for SOMETHING to BOOST his STATS. He does NOT FIND ANYTHING. (2)

BOXY, feeling a little bit HUNGRY, eats her STICK of BUTTER, regaining SIX HEALTH POINTS. She then decides to STALK CREEP. CREEP is DECEASED, HOWEVER, so her ROLL is NEGATED. She gets COMPENSATION of NINE CHARISMA. Very LUCKY.
+9 CHARISMA
+9 XP

MMM decides to be INNOVATIVE and looks for a DEVICE to make a FREEZE GUN. He finds a ICE BATTERY. (4)

[ITEMDEX: ICE BATTERY, along with [UNDISCOVERED] and [UNDISCOVERED], can be CRAFTED at any TABLE, including the COFFEE TABLETOP SHIELD, to make a [UNDISCOVERED].]

ANGEL, to put it in a more SANE way, tries to find a TRAPDOOR to FALL THROUGH. She DOES, falling through a TILE in the FLOOR. She finds a TOUGH ROCK, a CLEAVER BLADE, and a RUBBER BAND. ENDURING this FALL increases her DEFENSE by ONE.
+1 DEFENSE
+1 XP

[ITEMDEX: A CLEAVER BLADE, TOUGH ROCK, and RUBBER BAND can all be CRAFTED into a [UNDISCOVERED] at any TABLE.]

MOP vs FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS
HEALTH: 29/31 HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 6 MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5 DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 5 RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 9 MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 4 CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4 LUCK: 2

MATCH-UP:
HEALTH - MOP
MELEE - MOP
DEFENSE - MOP
RANGE - N/A
MAGIC - N/A
CHARISMA - =
LUCK - MOP

Stats balance in MOP'S FAVOR! Now, ROLL TO DODGE! It's a FOUR! The LUCK is in MOP'S FAVOR, so the ROLL is BOUNCED to a FIVE! MOP DEFEATED FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS, and TAMED it. MOP can now use the FEROCIOUS PHOLCUS as a FAMILIAR, sharing STAT GAIN, NAMING it, and just having a COMPANION. The BATTLE resulted in STAT and XP GAIN! MELEE, DEFENSE, and LUCK all INCREASE
+2 MELEE
+1 DEFENSE
+1 LUCK
+25 XP (LUCKY ROLL!)

MOP LEVELLED UP!
MOP:
LEVEL: 0 ---+1---LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/20 ---+5(required)---XP: 19/25
HEALTH: 29/31 ---+2--- 33/33
MELEE: 8 ---+3--- 11
DEFENSE: 6 ---+3--- 9
RANGE: 5 ---+2--- 7
MAGIC: 9 ---+3--- 12
CHARISMA: 4 ---+2--- 6
LUCK: 5 ---+1--- 6

MEANWHILE, in LINE...
"Yo, Master of Pie or whatever. You're in. Welcome to your worst nightmare, yadda yadda yadda such and such sign here we are not responsible for any fatal injuries sustained..."

MASTER OF PIE joins the FRAY!
+2 TASTINESS

Two OTHERS get in line behind EXCALIBUR. One is a GIRAFFE, and the other is a WOLF. How INTERESTING.

WOOFWOOF and GIRAFFEGIRL join the...WAITING LIST. OH.

NYAN sticks to his GUT and SCAVENGES like a BOSS. He FAILS to do this, as he is NOT in CHARGE of ANYTHING. I RULE ALL. THE OVERSEER IS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING, AND EVERYONE. NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE OVERSEER. NOBODY IS IN CONTROL WHEN PLAYING THE OVERSEER'S GAME. THE OVERSEER IS ALL POWERFU--NOTHING happens. (2)

BACON attempts to PERFORM NINJUTSU to increase MAGIC and RANGE. He FAILS to DO SO, and looks SILLY in the PROCESS, as NINJUTSU is a MELEE TECHNIQUE.
+1 MELEE
-2 CHARISMA
+1 XP

LAMB asks the DEITIES for more POWER. "I dOn'T kNoW, LaMb ChOpS," THEY SPEAK, in UNISON. "mAyBe If YoU dId SoMeThInG tO pRoVe YoUrSeLf To Us, We CoUlD gRaNt YoU pOwEr." (3)


ALLIANCE STATS:
MMM:
+1 MELEE
-2 CHARISMA
+1 XP

BACON'S MINOTAUR:
+1 MELEE
-2 CHARISMA
+1 XP

STATS:

MOP:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 19/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 12
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)


NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 9/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 3/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 1
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 21/25
HEALTH: 21/21
MELEE: 8
DEFENSE: 17
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 2


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (UNEQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (UNEQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 11/20
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 4
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 5

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 17/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 17
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

PERCY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 8/20
HEALTH: 35/40
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 1
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
KEY
RAD BOX (EMPTY)
USABLE SOMETHING (1 USE)

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 1/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
COFFEE TABLE LEG (UNEQUIPPED)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 50/50
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 10
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

FAMILIAR STATS:

BACON'S MINOTAUR (UNNAMED):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 1/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 8
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

(Ninjutsu is well, ranged n stuff, go look it up naruto wiki's thing on it if you must. Sorry)

[Master of Pie]

I attempt to camouflage myself in my natural habitat (the fridge)
And maybe look for some gear in there while I'm at it

[Lamb]

*flips the Deities off and goes to loot Creep's deceased body*

[Percyception]

-looks for weapons... just in case...-